:)A man walks into a bar that he has never frequented before. This bar is located in an upper story of a rather tall building.He walks up to an individual sitting at the bar and says, "This is my first time here. You are here so you obviously like this bar. Can you tell me why?"The man, slightly annoyed, replies, "Oh, it is just rather unique."The first man pushes further, "What do you mean? Can you give me an example?"The second man says, "Follow me." He leads the newcomer to a window and asserts, "This bar is unique because you can't fall out this window."Noting the newcomer's disbelief, he climbs onto the ledge and leaps from the window. After falling a few feet he reverses and is thrown upwards and through the window.In shock, the first man asks, "How did you do that?"The second man replies, "I don't know whether the winds converge in a way in this corner of the building or what it is, but you just can't fall to the ground."The newcomer wants a second demonstration, so the man again jumps out the window, falling even further, and then ends up safely in the bar again. He urges, "It is fun. Try it!"The first man nervously admits that it looks fun. He climbs up on the ledge and jumps out the window. He, however, falls helplessly all the way to the ground.After watching him fall, the other man walks back and sits down at the bar.The bartender turns to him and says, "You can be such a jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Ever known people like this?
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